Henceforth and evermore to be known as Loopy Applebuns

A friend sent me this in an e-mail today...

THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY--TRY IT!!!

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and
ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know, including
the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you
have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose
of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box
and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go
all 'adult' .. my niece's senior manager is now known
far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie
Liverbiscuits.

Now when you send this on...use your new name as the
subject. And rememberthat children laugh an average of
146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a
day.